The Real Donald J. Drumpf
“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists… And some, I assume, are good people.”
“All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”
“I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
“We are going to have an unbelievable, perhaps record-setting turnout for the inauguration, and there will be plenty of movie and entertainment stars. All the dress shops are sold out in Washington. It’s hard to find a great dress for this inauguration.”
“An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud”
“My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.”
“Meryl Streep, one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn’t know me but attacked last night at the Golden Globes. She is a Hillary flunky who lost big. For the 100th time, I never “mocked” a disabled reporter (would never do that) but simply showed him “groveling” when he totally changed a 16 year old story that he had written in order to make me look bad. Just more very dishonest media!”
“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”
"You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful – I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pusssy. You can do anything."
"Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?"
"If she gets to pick her judges – nothing you can do, folks. Although, the Second Amendment people. Maybe there is. I don’t know."
"He’s not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured."
"Women: You have to treat them like shit."
"We won with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated."
"I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me... I would bomb the shit out of them."
"I think I've made a lot of sacrifices. I work very, very hard. I've created thousands and thousands of jobs, tens of thousands of jobs, built great structures. I've had tremendous success. I think I've done a lot."
"There may be somebody with tomatoes in the audience. If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously. Okay? Just knock the hell -- I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees."
"You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever."
"Look at my African American over here!"
"Happy Cinco de Mayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!"
"My entire life, I've watched politicians bragging about how poor they are, how they came from nothing, how poor their parents and grandparents were. And I said to myself, if they can stay so poor for so many generations, maybe this isn't the kind of person we want to be electing to higher office. How smart can they be? They're morons."
"Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on."
"Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"
"I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful."
"The beauty of me is that I'm very rich."
"I like kids. I mean, I won’t do anything to take care of them. I’ll supply funds, and she’ll take care of the kids."
"I have a great relationship with the blacks."
"If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America."
"I have people that have been studying [Obama's birth certificate] and they cannot believe what they're finding... I would like to have him show his birth certificate, and can I be honest with you, I hope he can. Because if he can't, if he can't, if he wasn't born in this country, which is a real possibility…then he has pulled one of the great cons in the history of politics."
“I don’t think I’ve made mistakes. Every time somebody said I made a mistake, they do the polls and my numbers go up, so I guess I haven't made any mistakes."
“How stupid are the people of Iowa?”
"The other thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families."
“We’re losing a lot of people because of the Internet. We have to see Bill Gates and a lot of different people who really understand what’s happening and maybe, in some ways, closing that Internet up in some ways."
"I watched when the World Trade Center came tumbling down. And I watched in Jersey City, New Jersey, where thousands and thousands of people were cheering as that building was coming down. Thousands of people were cheering."
"I would bring back waterboarding and I'd bring back a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding."
"I think that her bodyguards should drop all weapons…I think they should disarm immediately. What do you think, yes? Take their guns away — she doesn't want guns…Let's see what happens to her ... Take their guns away, okay? It'll be very dangerous."
"You can see how loyal he is. He was begging for my endorsement. I could have said, 'Mitt, drop to your knees.' He would have dropped to his knees."
"They're going to build a plant and illegals are going drive those cars right over the border ... And they'll probably end up stealing the cars,"
"I have black guys counting my money. ... I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day"
"I think putting a wife to work is a very dangerous thing. I don't want to sound too much like a chauvinist, but when I come home and dinners not ready, I'll go through the roof, okay?"
"Woman have one of the great acts of all time. The smart ones act very feminine and needy, but inside they are real killers. The person who came up with the expression 'the weaker sex' was either very naive or had to be kidding. I've seen women manipulate men with just a twitch of an eye - or perhaps some other body part"
The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-cometitive"
